and happened upon
a young girl who was playing with something in a
cardboard box. When
he got closer he could see that in the box was a
litter of new-born
"What kind of kittens are those?" asked the preacher.
"Why, they're Christian kittens," replied the little
The preacher walked on, pleased to see that the little
girl had Jesus
foremost in her thoughts.
A few days latter the preacher saw the little girl
again. "And how
are your little Christian kittens doing today?" asked
the man of God.
"Oh, they aren't Christian kittens, they're Pagan
"But...but... I thought you said last week that they
kittens," sputtered the flabbergasted preacher.
"Oh, they were. But now their eyes are open."